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  • Tattoo artist inks wife’s sister’s name in heart on man’s back in April Fool’s prank.
  • Annoyed kitty rejects cat date’s poisonous flower bouquets, dangerous for cats.
  • Bird in bed warns mate it likes to get up early and chirp incessantly all morning.
  • Coffee mugs gossip mug is in short term relationship with disposable cup date.
  • Infant refuses bottle feeding dad, prefers mother’s locally sourced breasts milk.
  • Shopping bags refuse to let grounded daughter date sleazy brown bag at door.
  • Socks audience watches scary clothes film of sock lost in laundromat washing machine.
  • Mad grapefruit at restaurant says date lied on online profile but it insists it is a grape fruit.
  • Couple in online VR goggles give robot arm hugs on pandemic Christmas apart from loved ones.
  • Christmas tree on laptop regrets waiting till only lopsided trees left on online dates website.
  • Santa Claus’s wife frustrated by husband’s dirty wet footprints says he’s unbelievable.
  • Woman on phone says plans to watch Netflix TV and chill with Frosty the Snowman.


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