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  • Eight at numbers party mad servers skipped hors d’oeuvres assuming already eaten.
  • Smartphone asks to open blood pressure health app before presidential votes news.
  • Sloth shows off -6 steps counted on fitness tracker smartphone app to impressed sloth hanging from tree.
  • Robot on ice skating rink makes figure eight in computer binary code.
  • People distractedly looking at their phones fall into holes kids dig on the beach.
  • Woman mistakes cat scratches on headboard as tally marks for man's sexual partners.
  • Grim Reaper tells diner to say when as he's salting his food from hourglass.

  • Romance was counted by stars in the sky, but now counted by cat videos on the Internet.
  • Instead of counting backwards, anesthesiologists have patients read itunes terms and conditions.
  • Cats need a timer to show how soon they'll start scratching you.
  • A snowman meets Rainman, who tells him how many snowflakes he's made of.


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