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  • Dieting snake with six tiny and one big bulge in stomach tells other snake it was good all week so today is my cheat day.
  • Dog tracks milage running to front door on smartphone fitness app.
  • Cat sees how many lives it used up on smartphone calorie counter fitness tracker app after cats’ tough hike.
  • Angry cat’s Pfftbit Fitbit fitness tracker watch counts it hissing at frightened dog.
  • Roadrunner cartoon coyote’s cellphone app tracks activity and explosions survived.
  • A clown's doctor tells him he's too fat and needs to get hit in the face with lower-calorie pie.
  • The three not-so-wise men make inconsiderate comments to their wives around Christmas.
  • Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.


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