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  • Customers are arrested for crimes breaking food usage rules in Consumer Reports parody.

  • A butter lawyer asks a defendant to identify a butter knife.
  • Bread wife is found by husband with another slice buttering her.
  • Strange cow on a dairy farm demystifies how "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is made.
  • Factory mix up produces "I can't believe it's not hair" and "Gee your butter smells terrific."
  • Vampires likes to pick up women after they leave from massage therapy.
  • The author updates nursery rhymes for the modern era.
  • A slice of bread has a buttered half.
  • Ripley's Believe It or Not rejects some claims.
  • A jar of peanut butter's husband was smooth when she married him, but now he's chunky.

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