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  • Taco Belt punches you in the face.
  • A bell patient complains to doctor about hearing talking in its ears.
  • A cat shouldn't wear bells on its collar if it wants to catch birds.
  • Angels remember when the bell that gave them their wings rang.
  • Angels have to wait to get their wings because phones beep instead of ringing.
  • Liberty Bell souvenirs aren't cracked, and will be returned.
  • Quasimodo programmed his cell phone to have the same ring as the bell.
  • Mark updates Mary Had a Little Lamb, Three Men in a Tub, and Goosey Goosey Gander for the modern age.
  • A bird dies because it thinks a cat's collar bell sounds sweet.
  • The woman who puts rings on her fingers and bells on her toes has to go to a podiatrist.
  • A cat has its friend use a blowtorch to remove the bell on its collar so it can catch birds again.
  • Pavlov's dog goes to prison for attacking him.


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