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  • Principal tells teacher two parents, a rabbit and an amoeba cell, are angry he’s teaching multiplication and division in his classroom.
  • Dad uses son's snow day to teach him subtraction by shoveling snow.
  • A professor sneezes, blowing his equations across the blackboard.
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  • Mathematician tells mathematician on cell phone to hang up and derive.
  • A schoolboy says he made the top 20% grade, but he meant the top 20% of the alphabet.
  • A schoolboy tells his mom he got 110% on his math test.
  • A kid fakes his report card and his dad said he got the same grades when he was a kid.
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  • A formula is made that lets you have your cake and eat it too.


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