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  • Telephones need a button to make a long story short.
  • A man's mom tells him the party he's going to is Star Trek when really it's Star Wars.
  • A fish makes a phone call, but all the lines are busy.
  • A woman gets her boyfriend's machine whenever she calls, so she goes on a date with it.
  • A group of people have committed small gaffes like not shaking things well or claiming objects in the mirror were as close as they appeared.
  • Cats think the power button on the answering machine is marked that because turning it off gives them power.


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