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  • A turkey turns her first husband into a duster because he doesn't like to clean.
  • A lawyer asks Jack Frost's widow why her fingerprints were on the defrost button.
  • A snow woman grieves over her husband, who melted because of too much salt.
  • A funeral director asks a chicken widow how crispy she wants her cremated husband to be.
  • Dead chickens go in KFC buckets instead of coffins.
  • Black widows reminisce about how their husbands tasted.
  • A fruit dies and his wife has him turned into a fruitcake instead of burying him.
  • A possum calls the police to take away her dead husband, but she's not sure she should have because he might be playing dead.
  • Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.


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