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  • Sleeping dog dreams chasing rabbit, wakes to spouse kicked out of bed on floor.
  • Dog watching dogs in Elizabethan collars on television asks dog if show is historical drama or medical documentary.
  • Rat eating yellow Swiss cheese tells other rat it’s worst ever but ate Sponge Bob Squarepants’s face.
  • Rodent therapist asks squished mouse stuck in snap trap if it feels trapped emotionally.
  • Cat teaching piano lesson to kitten on keyboard to play song again with more discord.
  • Pet owner catches cat planning checklist of places to throw up in.
  • Medusa waits for veterinarian with pet snakes hairs in Elizabethan collars.
  • Researcher tells scientist mouse has been afraid of mazes since saw “The Shining.”
  • Owner sleeps as cat boops him till other cat’s bladder poke wakes to use bathroom.
  • Dog in confessional tells priest tricks owners to feed second breakfast.
  • Cat compared to smartphone wakes sleeping owner, wails music out window, entertains catching bug and is difficult to find.
  • Parents, kid and dog think what miss since covid-19 shutdowns months ago, getting hair cut, manicures, movie theaters, sniffing butts.


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