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  • Annoyed female bird thinks male’s bad karaoke song is worse than his mating dance.
  • Nervous beer pint tries to ask other beer at bar if it’s a lager but says are you larger by mistake.
  • Piano woman warns other at bar to watch out for a sleazy player piano man about to hit on them
  • Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
  • Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.
  • Dull Manx cat bores cat date at bar mansplaining stumpy short tail breed origins.
  • Doctor tells patient that she has acute sinusitis and she says thank you, thinking he said she had a cute nose.
  • Dog’s secret admirer dumped garbage can out on doorstep for Valentine’s Day.
  • Man’s laptop inappropriately complements his soft and soothing fingertips.
  • Newt at bar tells her friend to watch out for a newt guy giving her the eye and hitting on her.
  • Cat shaped bacteria attracts more women than other cells.
  • Mrs. Potatoheads turn up noses at Mr. Potatohead at bar.


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