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  • Bare branch deciduous tree complains drunk evergreen pine celebrates St. Patrick’s Day all year.
  • Christmas tree on laptop regrets waiting till only lopsided trees left on online dates website.
  • Pine tree cops pull over car with kidnapped Xmas tree tied to roof.
  • Angry cat is annoyed it can’t knock off Christmas tree ornaments hung too high.
  • Bare branch deciduous tree is scolded by pine for littering recyclable trash on Arbor Day. He’s only green part of the year.
  • Christmas tree on laptop is caught by wife looking at internet porn of naked tree with no leaves.
  • A man uses fake water to water his fake Christmas tree.
  • A Christmas tree pops its ornaments in the mirror like acne.
  • A Christmas tree tells horror stories about being cut down in front of a campfire.
  • A pine tree mistakenly drops its needles in the fall.
  • Deciduous trees comment on how they have never seen pine tree change his clothes.
  • Rebel evergreens cross tree line when no one is watching.


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