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  • Gangsters hide evidence by dragging bullet ridden cheese to Swiss section.
  • Pirate used hook hand to cover sneeze and poked eye out.
  • Reindeer flying too close to the trees catch and pull off Santa's beard.
  • Unable to be pierced, Superman asks woman what it's like to have body piercings.
  • Surgeon explains wound is deep as other surgeon is stuck inside.
  • Dog misreads cat tail wag and gets attacked.
  • Santa is knocked unconscious when reindeer sheds antlers while pulling sleigh.
  • Husbands compare scars caused by their wives kicking them under the table for things they said.
  • Cats revise their plan when the dog's leash area increases.
  • A man tries to ride a hand mower like a Segway.
  • An indoor cat can look like an outdoor cat with stick-on fleas, ticks, and wounds.
  • New Year's Day in emergency room sees patients with champagne bottle cork injuries.


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