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  • Cat in carrier with scratched owner wonders if it will get a longer sentence for resisting arrest.
  • Dinosaur reads how to become a vegetarian after trying to kill triceratops and getting hurt.
  • Veterinarian has giant cone for wounded giraffe.
  • A butter lawyer asks a defendant to identify a butter knife.
  • A woman guesses that a man has a new kitten because his legs are covered in scratches.
  • A hammer has a nail through it and the police think it might be a murder.
  • Woundex spray sprays people with glass so they'll stop asking you to clean.
  • A man gets bitten by a dog, but it's a vampire dog.

  • Embarrassed pirate picked nose with hook and needs patch.
  • Open skylight in surgery room causes uninvited bird to fly in.
  • Charrin' Toliet Paper parodies Charmin Toliet Paper.
  • Sharks are impressed by Sal's seal impression and eat him.

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