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  • Adam and Eve have relationship trouble when Adam forgets Eve's birthday.
  • Abraham Lincoln always gets the top hat playing piece in Monopoly.
  • Sabertooth tigers have an argument because they're bad kissers.
  • A Christmas light stays out of the office and then none of the lights work.
  • Noah is supposed to bring 2 of each animal, but he brings lots of cats at his wife's insistence.
  • A dog has spots that spell out "I <3 cats"
  • A tootsie roll thinks the Hershey kisses that visited were too affectionate.
  • A magician can't do his trick right because his rabbit is too fat.
  • A whale goes on a date with a whale who mouth-breathes instead of using his blowhole.
  • A dog instant messages his friends.
  • A cat complains that his food is dried out, but his waiter says it's because he hasn't touched it in 6 hours.


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