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  • A magician can't do his trick right because his rabbit is too fat.
  • A caveman's cave-drawing profile picture is out of date.
  • A snowman inverts his body to make it look like he lost weight.
  • The groundhog is scared of his shadow because it makes him look fat.
  • In desperate attempt to lose weight, woman cuts hair.
  • Tower of Pisa runs on treadmill to stay lean.
  • Snake asks husband if swallowing whole hamster makes her butt look big.
  • Reindeers' return trip isn't easier because Santa gains weight back with milk and cookies.
  • Mrs. Doughboy complains about Mr. Doughboy's weight because his torso is covered in rolls.
  • The cat lost three pounds while the owner gained that same amount in cat hair.
  • Fishermen get photos of fish pumped with air to enhance the appearance of their catch.


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