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  • After overdoing it at the buffet, turtle is unable to hide in shell to hide from predator.

  • After half being eaten by bird, worm gets asked if she's lost weight.

  • Beer mug becomes frosty when boyfriend calls her stout.

  • Dog can't understand why he's gained weight when he does sit-ups for owner every day.
  • Doctor thinks chameleon lost a lot of weight but he just camouflaged into the background.
  • Older wrenches look at younger wrenches at a party and reminisce.
  • A pick your own apple orchard weighs customers before and after to charge them for apples they eat.
  • A dietician says people trying to lose weight should avoid words that will tempt them, so she shows a pita chart instead of a pie chart.
  • A hippo mom thinks that the fat hippo dolls are unrealistic.
  • A frog sticks out its throat to impress a girl frog, and a man sucks his stomach in to impress a woman.


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