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  • Woman at fair will guess your frenemy’s weight.
  • Fat witch regrets eating a whole gingerbread house.
  • Snowman thinks a man shoveling called him fat.
  • Hermit crab emerges from Weight Watchers with small shell.
  • Hermit crab asks if shell makes her butt look big.
  • Man can keep to his diet when he has to cook food that fits on small grill.
  • Charlie Brown only realizes he's put on weight when the zig zag on his shirt becomes a straight line.
  • After overdoing it at the buffet, turtle is unable to hide in shell to hide from predator.

  • After half being eaten by bird, worm gets asked if she's lost weight.

  • Beer mug becomes frosty when boyfriend calls her stout.

  • Dog can't understand why he's gained weight when he does sit-ups for owner every day.

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