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  • Snuggles the Bear dies after being peeled off the lint trap of a dryer.
  • A turtle brings his shells to the laundromat.
  • Santa sneaks away from the laundry room with his suit while Mrs. Claus wonders how her white clothes got stained.
  • A woman's new washer has spin control which describes her stained, ugly clothes in a positive light.
  • A woman tells her husband that her dog did a load of laundry in the basement.
  • The entrance to the emergency room has Mom's Underwear Cleaning Service right outside.
  • A man feels insecure at the beach, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized stomach to toned men's washboard stomachs.
  • Mrs. Potatohead launders her lips with mouthwash.
  • Sock at Missing Persons Etc. reporting mate missing, describes him as her size with stripes like her, says she last saw him in rinse cycle.
  • Laundry inside washer talk about how fun wash cycle was, especially spin cycle, shirt upset because he missed out since he was inside out.



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