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  • A poodle only looks muscular because he was groomed that way.
  • In desperate attempt to lose weight, woman cuts hair.
  • Son thinks garden mower is used to cut garden rather than lawn.
  • Snake's new diet is to tie itself into a knot to restrict eating.
  • Tower of Pisa runs on treadmill to stay lean.
  • Cat with missing whiskers advises curious cat to stay away from shaving man.
  • To cut back on his expenses, Santa lays off all the reindeer but overworked Rudolph.
  • Turkeys gossip about large-breasted turkey and assume it is stuffing.
  • Bully grass is about to be cut down to size by mower.
  • Pine trees wear ridiculous fashions for the Christmas season.
  • Medusa gets a trim from a wild mongoose at a barber shop.
  • A woman stabs through the Pillsbury Doughboy when she pokes him because her nails are too long.


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