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  • Parents’ smartphone GPS directions map shows fastest direct and longer routes for a sleeping baby riding in the car.
  • Family knocking on door is suspicious when mom in bed with wine and book says she’s wrapping presents after Christmas.
  • Small doll in Russian matryoshka tells other nesting doll to dress in layers when it’s cold.
  • Grossed out boy plays with peeing Tickle Me Elmo parody Sesame Street toy.
  • Stressed Santa thinks stupid snooze button rushing in sleigh as disappointed children see no gifts in stockings and under Christmas trees.
  • Mom tells angry grandmother baby’s matching dress is perfect for chubby cheeks and chunky thighs.
  • Mom disciplines naughty son in troubled childhood of bad, bad Leroy Brown.
  • Electric cars sitting in living room are suspicious when their children are too quiet.
  • Mom taking smartphone baby photo is distracted by texts and social media until son grows up into bearded man.
  • Exhausted mother in art museum with unruly kids thinks Whistler’s Mother painting is unrealistic because she’s sitting down.
  • Balloon mom disciplines misbehaving balloon children by rubbing and sticking on ceiling for time out.
  • Mitten suspects wife of infidelity because one of their children is a glove.


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