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  • Mr. Potato Head pretends to have his son's nose.
  • A baby godzilla complains to his mom that his food, two humans, is touching.
  • A man refuses to pull over for the police for 60 miles because he wants to let his daughter sleep.
  • A woman's resume lists her developmental achievements from when she was a baby.
  • A cat wants more food because his owner's baby stole it.
  • A baby protests when his dad gives him an "I Love Daddy" bib.
  • It would be useful if babies' bellybuttons were snooze buttons.
  • A new mom ink bottle can't tell if her kid is a girl or a boy, but she has an inkling.
  • A kitten's parents are proud because he had his first meows, first steps, and first human blood.
  • A baby squid inks his diaper.
  • A marionette cuts her boyfriend's strings because he insisted on becoming unattached.
  • A chicken covers her chick's eyes when they past the chicken breasts at the supermarket.


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