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  • A surgeon decides he can't allow flash photography in the operating room any more.
  • A wax museum's expenses go to updating Michael Jackson's figure.
  • Godzilla eats a musical instrument store, but his body rejects the organ.
  • The Surgeon General orders surgeons to present their arms.
  • A cartoonist surgeon makes a mistake and asks for an eraser.
  • A tooth thinks the tooth next to him is getting a lobotomy for eating candy.
  • A snow woman wants a button nose.
  • Medical doctor demands clamp from nurse to stop the juggling balls because the surgeon has to cut open the juggler vein on his patient.
  • Fish surgeon doctor wants to save the patient in hospital, but doesn't want to be wasteful, so he tells colleague to go get tartar sauce, just in case.
  • Doctor offers patient business card for a knee surgeon, who happens to be the doctor's brother, before he tests the patient's reflexes with a mallet.
  • Veterinarian tells Sparky the dog to calm down and let Fluffy the cat go, and maybe they will call of the neutering.
  • Doctor operating says patient's rudeness and nasty disposition is treated by surgically removing the hair up his gluteus maximus.


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