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  • A bee decides a man isn't worth dying over, so he head-butts his eye instead.
  • The groundhog's wife sees his eye shadow, so he's in for a long cold winter.
  • A farmer hates harvesting spring chickens because their springs make them too bouncy to catch.
  • Punxsutawney Phil's wife makes fun of the size of his butt.
  • A skiier impales a groundhog on his ski poles.
  • The big bad wolf blows his own house down because he sneezed.
  • A snake eats the groundhog on groundhog day.
  • The swallows return to cappuccino instead of Capistrano.
  • A dog is annoyed that his mistress can dig and fertilize the garden, but he can't.
  • A sofa is sick because it has spring fever.
  • A lawyer tries to argue for a shorter winter.
  • A fish sees an ice hockey player's legs floundering as he falls under the ice and thinks it's a sign of spring.


You searched for: spring