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  • A shovel and salt company pay the Groundhog to see his shadow no matter what.
  • A boy mows the lawn because he thinks it's a video game.
  • A doctor uses garden gnomes as part of his G. Gnome research.
  • A horse looks at fertilizer in a store.
  • The Grim Heater melts Frosty the Snowman.
  • A tired flower regrets marrying a morning glory.
  • A bee decides a man isn't worth dying over, so he head-butts his eye instead.
  • The groundhog's wife sees his eye shadow, so he's in for a long cold winter.
  • A farmer hates harvesting spring chickens because their springs make them too bouncy to catch.
  • Punxsutawney Phil's wife makes fun of the size of his butt.
  • A skiier impales a groundhog on his ski poles.
  • The big bad wolf blows his own house down because he sneezed.


You searched for: spring