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  • Older weed tells younger weed if he mouths off to him again, he will reconsider his opposition to the weedwhacker.
  • Mother capital I tells son, Irving, to stop teasing his brothers because he is keeping the dots for their I's away from them.
  • Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.
  • One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
  • Popeye on the phone with mom telling her he appreciates her negotiating his contract except for the clause having him eat spinach in each episode.
  • Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
  • Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.
  • Mom worried about son, Joey, because he just got done sitting on Count Santa's lap, he looks pale, nervous, and something is wrong with neck.
  • Mr. Potatohead scolds son, Oscar, for using the f-word, Oscar had said French fries.
  • Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.

  • John McEnroe argues with mother about his bathroom performance.

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