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  • A woman gives her husband body armor as a gift because their cat is so vicious.
  • Elves make an elf wait in Santa's chair to get sat on as an initiation ceremony.
  • A school eliminates recess and puts spin machines on their desks to compensate.
  • A man has a dream every night that a stinky fish is crushing his chest, but actually his cat is sitting on his chest and breathing on his face.
  • A man gets so carried away decorating his house that he puts a wreath on the toilet seat.
  • A girl doesn't bring her photo ID to Santa, so he takes her off the Nice list.
  • A woman doesn't like her husband's light-up pants.
  • Mona Lisa's kid gets into trouble because her mom's eyes follow you.
  • For Father's Day, Mark's family provides all the ideas so he can have the day off.
  • Cat's husband curls up on guest's lap.


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