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  • Customer complains foot long hot dog is too small, vendor points to his small foot.
  • Trend of smaller socks becomes a bad idea for Christmas stockings.
  • Vegetables start smoking, and get shorter.
  • A judge uses a magic 8 ball for deliberations.
  • Short peanuts play basketball against taller peanuts.
  • Baby seals can't play baseball because they're scared of being clubbed.
  • A teapot feels bad for being short and stout, and its therapist has to reassure it by listing short stout celebrities.
  • Man tells woman he is ready to go skiing, even though he hasn't since he was five, and his skis are child-sized.
  • Pencil at party meets another pencil, thinks he's too short, kinda dull because his lead isn't sharp, and has worst toupee, a cap eraser.
  • One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.


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