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  • The pressure behind a snowman's eyes is so great, he has diamonds for eyes.
  • A raccoon gets laser eye surgery and doesn't need the black mask afterwards.
  • Flies think that a disco ball is the sign for an optometrist.
  • An umpire needs to get a new job after getting laser eye surgery.
  • Multi-Purpose Solution works on a woman's contacts, but not her life.
  • A cat gets an "optical mouse", a mouse who wears glasses.
  • A shirt made out of cleaning cloths for glasses.
  • A snowman gets glass eyes and dentures.
  • Superman uses his X-Ray vision to look into the sorority house across the street.
  • Dogs see 'The Color Purple,' even though they are all colorblind.
  • Elton John's brief switch to flamboyant contact lenses.
  • A dinosaur mystic predicts that a dinosaur will be devoured by a huge land rover, both soon and very far in the future.


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