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  • Long and winding roadkill is long snake with his body curved and a tire tread mark running over him.
  • Giant turtle, after swallowing man, scares workers away by asking them if guy looks good in a turtleneck, and man is visible inside turtle's throat.
  • Medusa is inside of a game called "Whack-A-Snake" because she fell on hard times and needed another job.
  • Lewis, copes with being eaten by a snake by going on with his daily life, even though he's still stuck in the snake's belly.
  • Father alligator tells mother alligator that their baby is getting big, and he wonders if they should flush her down the toilet.
  • Woman explains her half cat-half reptile pet because her lease only allowed one pet, so she and Jim compromised by having their pets combined.
  • Man tells friend that snakes feeling slimy is a myth, not seeing that snake swallowed friend, and friend thinks snakes feel slimy from the inside.
  • Turtle coming out of a store wonders where he parked because the parking lot is full of turtle shells that all look the same.
  • Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
  • Snake serves man in diner BLT sandwich, man makes face, snake tells him in these parts, BLT means bloated lizard and toad sandwich.
  • Turtle trying to reach racing finish line is followed by a Hare Krishna who keeps trying to get his attention and give him pamphlet.
  • Tony sweeps up his hair salon, floor is covered in snake heads, says he hates it when Medusa gets a trim.



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