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A cat tells her frisky boyfriend that he needs to wear a flea collar for protection during sexual intercourse.
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A praying mantis housewife watches a show about how to cook her husband.
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Billy's BB gun takes his eye out'on a date. Mother warns son about bb gun taking his eye out and she was correct, literally.
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Mr. Potato Head keeps a "close eye" on his wife's love affair by leaving one of his eyes on the table to see if she's cheating.
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A female deciduous tree says her pine tree husband doesn't understand what it's like when her leaves change in autumn.
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Police detective notifies Peter Pumpkin Eater that his wife ran away to live in a coconut shell on the beach.
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A man types 'Nice to meet you' in the air while trying to talk to a girl at a bar.
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An umpire stands on top of a table and dusts it.
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A bear complains that nothing she does is ever good enough for her husband.
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Godzilla's wife asks if he cut himself shaving when she sees a piece of a toilet paper factory stuck to his face.
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A dog eats out of the trash can to cleanse his palate between courses.
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A cyclops wife is mad at her husband because she thinks he winked at another woman.