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Canine lady at dogs singles bar says don’t be fooled by tattooed neck bad boy’s outlaw appearance, really good boy.
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Single wine glass at bar tells martini margarita is cute but can’t get past salt flake dandruff flaw dating deal breaker.
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Expired older Humpty Dumpty apologizes to surprised lover for disappointing sexual performance with past best by dates excuse.
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Rabbit counselor asks Easter bunnies couple in therapist’s office if tired of walking on eggshells literally.
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Single boulder on cellphone dating website rejects pushy looking Greek myth Sisyphus photo in bad first impression.
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Rebellious cricket prefers base ball, fire ant plays in pool, never married spider relaxes & bed bug naps on sofa.
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Husband proofreads texts after wife picks up sexy guy from France instead of baguette bread loaf.
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Frustrated playing card on smartphone dating app picks from identical cards backs profile photos.
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Man on date’s gallbladder helps him digest restaurant meal, but rude pee bladder has gall to interrupt make out kissing.
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Houseplants couple talking on phones have sexy conversation about moist & fertilized gardening soil.
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Lazy cat owner clears clean trail for date through filthy shedding pet fur covered home to couch.
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Snuggling cats love sharing heart-shaped candy box Valentines Day present together.