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  • A lobster reads The Crucible.
  • Babies secretly read a book about how to manipulate parents.
  • Fish criticize messages in a bottle.
  • A wolf thinks 3 megabytes of RAM is like three bites out of a ram.
  • Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
  • Cat reads a book about learning to walk on a tight rope because there are lots of birds resting on the electrical wires outside.
  • Patient wants doctor's assurance before his physical that doctor's medical journals are more up-to-date than waiting room magazines.
  • Godzilla destroys library looking for a book called "How to Win Friends and Influence People."
  • A student in a philosophy class accidentally brings Play-Dough instead of Plato.

  • A tissue box says he's ashamed of his job, but he's talking to toilet paper.

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