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  • A man begs a doctor to induce his wife's labor so their baby will be a compatible star sign.
  • Twins fight over who gets to leave the womb first.
  • A pregnant woman can't stop saying contractions.
  • Birthing classes don't prepare you to swear as you give birth.
  • A snake eats a lot because she's pregnant with twenty to thirty eggs.
  • A woman and her husband have huge feet, so the woman suffers when her unborn baby starts kicking.
  • A bunch of women get coached through labor at once.
  • A woman gets an ultrasound and her unborn child is holding a sign that says "No more chili."
  • A fetus smacks the side of the womb because its mom's stomach is growling too loudly.
  • A clock doesn't care about the gender of her child, just that it has one long hand and one short hand.
  • Godzilla wonders if his wife is pregnant when she eats a pickle factory and an ice cream factory.


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