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  • A mom complains that a kid is trashing her home, but outside everyone is polluting the earth.
  • A flying carpet owner is never tailgates because he owns a cat.
  • A man thinks straightening gel is making his pigs' tails straight.
  • The Hundred Acre Wood is reduced to a hundredth of an acre during a suburban sprawl.
  • A field is full of four-leaf clovers because a radioactive power station is nearby.
  • Birds make fun of Gene Roddenberry and poop on his car.
  • A car's wife complains that his emissions are so stinky he should see a mechanic.
  • Beach vacation photos used to have crabs biting a man's foot, but now they have a needle stabbing his toe.
  • A dog goes on a patch so he'll stop being addicted to chasing cars.
  • A man without health insurance goes to a beach littered with needles and pill bottles to feel better.
  • A snow man near a nuclear plant has two heads.
  • Godzilla needs to stop eating Mercury cars.


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