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  • A mom is glad to see her daughter's friends outside the mall, but really they're planning what they'll get pierced the next time they go to the mall.
  • A potato head has so many piercings, he forgets what goes where.
  • A man has several belly button rings.
  • Planets get piercings with rings.
  • Angels hope that halo piercings in nose and eyebrow are just a fad.
  • Sneezes can travel up to 100 miles per hour, so people should secure their nose studs.
  • A piercer tells his receptionist to hold his calls because he has to pierce an anteater's tongue.
  • A man wakes up with a hangover and worries he got his tongue pierced and his elbow tattooed, but in fact he switched them.
  • Godzilla gets a stud in his nose when he eats a gym.
  • A woman says excitement ran through her spine when she got pierced, but a man says it ran down his leg.
  • A frog gets his tongue pierced, but it gets caught on a branch.
  • Dr. Jekyll wakes up in the morning wondering what Mr. Hyde pierced or tattooed on his body the night before.


You searched for: piercings