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  • Cyclops pirates are blind because they have eyepatches over their lone eyes.
  • A dad tells his daughter to sit farther back from the TV while he's close to his computer screen.
  • Mr. Potato Head keeps a "close eye" on his wife's love affair by leaving one of his eyes on the table to see if she's cheating.
  • A shark helps a man who lost his glasses in the ocean.
  • Famous cartoon characters are in an eye hospital because of their distorted faces.
  • A nearsighted cave man doesn't run away from a dinosaur because he can't tell what it is.
  • An ophthalmologist's assistant finds a box of smiling Irish eyes in the supply room.
  • A lawyer accuses Tweety Bird of using a saw to kill a puddy tat.
  • Man learns not to handle contacts after eating pistachios because his fingers turned pink, now everything looks pink, including walls, shirt, tie, and face.
  • Edgar the capital E lies on beach chair, postal worker delivers royalty check because Edgar posed for the top of the eye chart.


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