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  • A mummy texts while having a conversation.
  • A mummy pees from fear and has to change his bandages.
  • A mummy can't recognize his date under her bandages.
  • Zombies watching The Walking Dead feel bad because they don't exercise enough.
  • Zombies like episode of Star Trek where characters have big juicy brains.
  • Boy mummy doesn't want to wear oversized hand-me-down wrap.
  • Giant spider and web lead researchers to believe mummies were actually spider's prey.
  • Egyptian used to wrap mummies, but now uses easier gift bags.
  • Mummy takes off feet bandages to go through airport security.
  • Monster umpire must look up if run counts if only a foot crosses home plate.
  • Egyptian cat barks to avoid being buried with pharaoh.
  • Frankenstein passes by a lady vampire and witch as they admire Frankenstein's put together clothing.


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