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  • A man has a dream every night that a stinky fish is crushing his chest, but actually his cat is sitting on his chest and breathing on his face.
  • Santa goes to his therapist and says he sees naughty people.
  • The emperor gets closure when he realizes that he likes being naked.
  • A man listens at his closet to find out what his clothes say about him.
  • After therapy, Angry Birds become normal birds.
  • A bouncer refuses to let Eeyore, Charlie Brown, and Droopy into Happy Hour.
  • A snake is sad because she was going to eat eggs but the nest was empty.
  • Rabbits go to couples therapy because one of them wants 96 children and the other wants 238.
  • A beefeater reveals that he's actually a vegetarian.
  • A man with OCD can't sleep because he imagined too many sheep and how he has to count them all.
  • An insecure man worries about someone seeing him buy a confidence-improving book.
  • Columbus has depression.


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