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  • A dog looks in the classifieds for his soul mate.
  • Princesses buy bags of frogs to kiss.
  • A whale pops its barnacles before a date.
  • A caveman drags a cavewoman by her very long hair.
  • Praying mantises give new mantis brides bottles of ketchup.
  • Salmon have cybersex.
  • Slacker salmon go to spawn at a bar called The Downstreamer.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy plays chess with Mrs. Dough Boy, but it's a stalemate.
  • Dodos go extinct on Noah's Arc because one of them believes in zero population growth.
  • A girl can't see her boyfriend any more because he lives underneath the train tracks.
  • A fork hits on a spoon.
  • A lumberjack gives trees a stressful test to pressure-treat them.


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