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  • Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
  • Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
  • Man and woman standing with priest about to be married, woman tells priest to give them "the usual," implying she's been married many times.
  • Husband tells wife about "undo" feature on computer, wishes life had same feature for if something gets broken, cheat on wife, say something stupid.

  • Tin cans married and tied behind a bumper wonder what happens next.

  • Couple receives a form letter thank you note.

  • The mother of the bride writes the vows and makes comments about groom.

  • Singer's lyrics reveal that he is having affair with drummer's wife.



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