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  • A turkey takes out a life insurance policy.
  • A domestic turkey leaves everything to its kids, but a wild turkey leaves everything to its girlfriends.
  • A butter lawyer asks a defendant to identify a butter knife.
  • A hammer has a nail through it and the police think it might be a murder.
  • A lawyer can't put the fox on the stand because he doesn't know what he'll say.
  • The judge is concerned that a dragon won't be able to be impartial at a knight's trial.
  • A turtle gets framed for jumping in a police lineup.
  • A lawyer defends his client from money-laundering charges by showing that he can't even do normal laundry.
  • A dog gets carded at the liquor store and says he only has to be 3 to be 21 in dog years.
  • A tie-dyed tie dies.
  • The police revoke a man's artistic license when he draws Wolverine with 5 claws instead of 3.
  • A cop arrests a man in a robber costume and the robber complains that he's being profiled.


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