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  • Criminal cat robber steals bread, hit and run breaks flowerpot, stalking attacks feet and wakes owner resisting a rest.
  • Cop can’t give driver using smartphone with foot ticket for loop hole in hands-free driving rules.
  • Customers are arrested for crimes breaking food usage rules in Consumer Reports parody.
  • A woman runs into a police officer in a leash-only park and lies to him by saying her dog has a cordless leash.
  • Cupid, blue from cold, wants Valentine's Day in August.
  • Two snowmen can't tell the difference between eyes and teeth, because theirs are made of coal.
  • A grape cop pulls over a grape and asks him if he's been fermenting.
  • For cats, the pain given should be directly proportional to the pleasure received.
  • A dog gets carded at the liquor store and says he only has to be 3 to be 21 in dog years.
  • The police revoke a man's artistic license when he draws Wolverine with 5 claws instead of 3.
  • A family wanted to get a dog, but the cats filibustered the decision.


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