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  • Timmy looks for his mom and dad after creating huge mess while unwrapping his Christmas presents
  • Two kangaroos explain to their adult son that it is time for him to move out while he rests on top of his mom's pouch.
  • The son frankfurter asks the father hotdog where he comes from, to which the father tells him he doesn't want to know.
  • Boy thinks about his day, which included eating spaghetti, playing games, cleaning his room, and shaving the cat, and wonders why his mom punished him.
  • Mother sheet of paper has staples, daughter has paper clips, mom tells daughter she is too young for staples.
  • Children watching National Geographic are scared of mom because mother turtles abandon young, and mother chameleons eat their young.
  • Several older women chase after Danny because he was born with the kid's curse of having ultra-squeezable cheeks.
  • Husband orange tells judge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
  • Key reads scary story to small keys on a stormy night, book is called, "The Skeleton Key."
  • Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."


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