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  • Husband orange tells judge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
  • Key reads scary story to small keys on a stormy night, book is called, "The Skeleton Key."
  • Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
  • Mailman delivering bag full of babies thinks that storks shouldn't get vacations.
  • Flea real estate agent tells flea couple woman's big head of hair is perfect place to start family because of space and privacy.
  • Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.

  • The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.

  • The elves show Santa an advanced surveillance operation to keep track of who's naughty.

  • Giants compare innie and Audie belly buttons

  • Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.



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