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  • A goat has a clamp in his stomach after surgery, but there's no way to know from the X-ray whether he ate it or the surgeon left it there.
  • Humpty Dumpty demands a specialist when he falls off the wall, but doesn't get one.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy's wife murders him and feeds his remains to birds.
  • The cartoonist lets his family come up with ideas for the Fathers' Day cartoon.
  • The man on the Operation game gets bad news because he has so many conditions that need to be operated on.
  • Godzilla rubs blimps on himself to stick them to the side of buildings with static electricity.
  • A dog doctor tells a woman he would understand if she got her husband put down.
  • A man without health insurance goes to a beach littered with needles and pill bottles to feel better.
  • The Wicked Witch of the West has high insurance premiums because her chances of being crushed by a house or melted in water are so high.
  • A headless man tries to get insurance, but his detached head is a preexisting condition.
  • A snail's insurance doesn't cover acts of Todd.
  • Wile E. Coyote gets low risk health insurance.


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