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  • R2D2 has a nightmare of being smelled by lots of dogs.
  • Kirk can't sleep, so he shoots himself with his phaser on stun.
  • Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.
  • The sandman uses a cement truck to get someone to sleep.
  • A dog dreams that he barked so much he kept the entire city up all night.
  • A lion eats Juan Valdez just before bedtime and then can't get to sleep.
  • A doll called Realistic Rachel cries, vomits, screams, and comes with a home mortgage like a real baby.
  • An alarm clock feels obsolete when a family's new baby wakes them up.
  • Whistler's mother wishes he would just kick like other babies.
  • A cat in heaven says he should have been suspicious about being put to sleep, because he never needed help sleeping.
  • A cat hasn't slept in two hours, so he goes to therapy.
  • A tap can't get to sleep because a man's mouth keeps dripping.


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