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  • Dog impresses date with gourmet meal of old shoe with rotting food.
  • Cat destroys pillow to show bird feathers to girlfriend.
  • Two employees are very impressed with the new floor manager, who is managing tiles.
  • The Sandman flirts with the Tooth Fairy.
  • Columbus pretends he has a flat stomach on the beach, when it's really round.
  • Han Solo steal's Chewbacca's hair to make a fur coat for Princess Leia.
  • An eel pretends to be electric by rubbing himself on the carpet.
  • Vincent van Potato pulls off his ear.
  • A cat uses "freshly caught mouse" breath spray before a date.
  • Cats go to a stand to buy dead birds to bring back to their owners.
  • A cat tells his friend he's lucky to have bugs and mice infesting his house.
  • A baby thinks a woman's nursing degree took way too long because he learned to nurse in 4 minutes.


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