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  • A hammer has a nail through it and the police think it might be a murder.
  • A man complains that his wife forced him to go to the doctor, but he has a ladder imbedded in his head.
  • A gardener gets in trouble because he thought a weed whacker would only work on weeds.
  • A dog drinks all of the toilet water.
  • A modern toilet comes with a digital book reader.
  • A tile installer puts in tiles that the home owner can slide around into new patterns.
  • Son thinks garden mower is used to cut garden rather than lawn.
  • Dirty gutters house birds and are declared protected wetlands.
  • Cat offers curtain protection plan to protect curtains from cat claw damage.
  • Man cave gets replaced by a more feminine d'cor when man caves.
  • Instead of granite, hell has countertops of brimstone.
  • Contractor accidentally installs dance floor in kitchen.


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