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  • A man returns everything from the Twelve Days of Christmas, except the dancing ladies.
  • A woman tries a balloon-stem conversion to get her husband to talk.
  • Mice make their hole in the ceiling instead of the floor because their foreman is holding the plans upside down.
  • The three not-so-wise men make inconsiderate comments to their wives around Christmas.
  • A horse's wife is angry because her husband lies about having salt licks with his friends to get drunk.
  • Columbus also discovered armpit farts.
  • A librarian wants her daughter returned by 9, or she'll start charging her date nickel fines.
  • A cloud makes shadow puppets to entertain other clouds in the sky.
  • Different species react differently to seeing females.
  • A caterpillar's date goes upstairs to change and takes forever because she's turning into a butterfly.
  • Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.
  • Bottle of wine at dating service, tells employee the girl for him should be complex, yet simple, smooth with character, delicate body, and bold.


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