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  • An angel who makes rain complains that the angel who throws lightning has an easier job.
  • Heaven gets crowded, so the angels might have to update their cloud storage.
  • God's dog drools all over the Earth, making its surface 70% water.
  • A man does armpit farts at the god of thunder tryouts.
  • Noah is supposed to bring 2 of each animal, but he brings lots of cats at his wife's insistence.
  • The snake in the garden of Eden can't convince his kids to eat an apple.
  • Adam and Eve get kicked out of the Garden of Eden, but now they have apples and can try Adam's apple strudel recipe.
  • Sisyphus goes on a ski vacation.
  • A mashmallow preacher warns his followers that they will burn in S'Mores Hell if they don't repent.
  • An angel in heaven has a halo with horns.
  • Posideon watches a catfish video on his computer.
  • Moses wants god to text him the commandments instead of giving them to him on tablets.


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