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Kiss the Cook apron quickly escalated to sex in bed.
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Woman mistakes cat scratches on headboard as tally marks for man's sexual partners.
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Pepper shaker and vegetable pepper wind up on a bad blind date.
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Pizza and pineapple couple sneak around because people don't think pineapple should go on pizza.
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Snowman breaks up with snowwoman because their May-December relationship would cause them to melt.
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Baby carrots are made in lab with romantic music.
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Phone reassures that sex was great but was just in silent mode.
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Firecracker dad warns kid to get off Match.com website immediately.
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Gingerbread woman eats man she's cheating with to hide him from her suspicious husband.
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Dasher leaves restaurant early leaving reindeer to have to pay for the bill.
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Blowfish prefers long distance relationships for safety.
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Last turkeys in bar are disappointed by unattractive leftover mates.
